Joke JTOH News

This is the first edition of the Joke JTOH News series. Here our top article is the problem with skip patching and a recent raid on the Tower of Generation Failure.

Skip Patching
Recently, the JTOH Dev Team has been patching skips like crazy, mainly on Tower of Hopeless Hell and Tower of Generation Failure. Many players are upset, as the skips in Tower of Hopeless Hell made it feel Insane to them, but it was the main way that they could improve their skill to be able to beat more Soul Crushing towers.

Recent Raids on Tower of Generation Failure
Tower of Generation Failure has been getting raided like crazy! As I grinnded out Steeple of Low Woe a few days ago, someone beat Tower of Generation Failure. So did another person a few seconds later, and then another and another. A raid was happening on Tower of Generation Failure. As I played the game every day, I always saw at least one Tower of Generation Failure win message. It must have been the same people who have been beating Tower of Generation Failure every day at the same time, which happens to be the same time that I play the game every day that I do.

This man has lost his mind
He is beating Tower of Glitching and Healing every day until Ring 9 comes out.

RapsterZeber, the owner of this wiki, descends to Ring 2
Recently, RapsterZeber, or Lavafromthedeep on Roblox, or the name of their alt account they play JTOH with, DeepBringer, beat Steeple of Low Woe, and unlocked the second ring. His heat pounding, he was on those two tower jumps on the final floor. He knew he had to be careful, but he failed them. But since he was careful, he caught himself on the ground below. After a few tries he did it and made it to the final stretch. He did it easily.

Superluigidummy, an editor is raging on ToWEL
4 words for you, floor 8C to 6A